We want you to love every Realm & Sands page. By pleasing ourselves first, we know we’re always more likely to please readers like you. From the epic whimsy of Unicorn Western to The Beam’s sobering look into the future (and all the LOLs in between), Realm & Sands books are as fun to read as they are to dream up!
No one should EVER listen to this show. Off-topic, crass, and borderline mental. Listeners should doubt the emotional fitness and mental stability of all 3 hosts. Johnny’s abs, Sean’s Mom, or Dave’s everything (mostly things in his butt) — 100% of BOU listeners are TRUE FANS, or suffering insanity.
We post bits and pieces of our projects as they’re assembled in our mind and on the page, sneak peeks and excerpts of upcoming stories, and deeper explorations of our work to show you why we write what we do, so that you can love it more. Just like the extras from your favorite film (or TV show!).