We love everything we write.
As long as you’re a happy reader, there’s not a single world we wouldn’t love a return to.
But man, I hope our comedies really take off. EXPLODE. Because they are FUN to write. Imagining ridiculous scenarios then bringing them to life is magic. Laughing our way through it makes creation fun, knowing others will laugh as hard while they’re reading makes it rewarding.
We love all three of our comedies. We wrote them so it would be like reading your favorite sitcoms on your e-reader. Each is currently free on Amazon (US only, sorry UK — we’re working on it!).
We’re so excited that they are all finally free. It makes it so easy for you to try them.
Greens: In Retail and life, Green is God
You think working at a gas station is bad? Fast food? Those are the jobs Greens employees wish they had. It’s intolerable for Dylan.
Just because the Fed decided his online marketing career was “illegal,” he’s been forced to work at the lowest of the low: an organic health food store in one of America’s poorest, most dangerous neighborhoods.
Can Dylan supply the neighborhood with what it craves, while climbing the corporate ladder?
Sloan is your average trashy American with no dreams or future until suddenly he’s whisked away into an international conspiracy of laziness, ineptitude and sloth.
Forced to work for the abusive (and somewhat familiar) owner of the Space Shuttle company, Sloan will have to take fares of many faces (or face-like appendages) across the galaxy if he ever hopes to make it back home.
Fans of sci-fi who like to laugh will love this hilarious space comedy.
Join Archer as he explains how his perfect, fairy-tale marriage slowly started to crumble before the “I dos” were exchanged. In addition to Archer, you’ll meet his fiancee Hannah, and five repugnant friends.
Everyone Gets Divorced will have you laughing hard, and wondering how anyone can stay together at all.
Because we wanted each comedy to feel like a favorite show, we gave them titles to fit.
1. Ninja Gaiden
3. A Man and His Bird
4. Beware the Jaberwocky
5. All-Inclusive Ingredients
6. A Big Opportunity
1. The One With the Xenomorph
2. The One With the Glork
3. The One With Sentinel Ultimate
4. The One With Bulbous the Fat
5. The One With the Wormhole
6. The One With Warp Drive
EVERYONE GETS DIVORCED
1. The Proposal
2. The Engagement
3. The Wedding
4. The Quarantine
5. The Scare
6. The Double Date
Each comedy is free to try. Each comedy also comes in a season, with six episodes for $3.99.
Click on the one that’s best for you!
NOTE: If you send a link to your Amazon or Goodreads review for the first episode of any comedy to firstname.lastname@example.org, we will send you a review copy of that comedy’s full season.
Thanks for reading!
Sean (and Johnny)